Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield

好，這裡要透露我兩個秘密了，一大一小。
先說小秘密：我為何叫 Jessie 呢？就這啦。
再來大秘密：Rick Springfield 是我以前暗戀的對象。ㄟ，別笑我，當年我才國一，很幼稚好不好？而且，你看他帥到那樣，哪個正常女生不心動？（至少我當年這麼想）

回想起來，我很感謝這個愚蠢的經驗。當時年紀小，他帥斃了；等我長大，他老了，而且老得超恐怖，完全看不出原來是個超級大帥哥。有啥好謝？嘿嘿，我居然年輕時就知道，「外表是不可靠的」，美貌也許讓人一時癡迷，但不用太久，就風乾橘子皮啦。

所以，從此我對帥哥「免疫」－－純欣賞就好，不再動心。

但說真的，看到年老的Springfield，我的「心動」變成了「心痛」。

Ah... bitter sweet memories...

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl